Nachtvogel (@Nachtvogel)

Hamburg, Deutschland

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February 1st, 2014

TheTweetOfGod When your favorite sports team loses it's because I'm punishing you in particular.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:14 PM, Feb 1st, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Ich so: "WTF sind das denn für jpg-Artefakte auf diesem eigentlich pechschwarzen Hintergrund?"

Bildschirm so: "Putz mich!"

via Twitter Web Client

Nickf4rr Pro tipp: When the NYPD asks if your beard is "Muslim or Hipster" do not point out how inappropriate their question is.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Feb 1st, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)