Nachtvogel (@Nachtvogel)

Hamburg, Deutschland

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December 5th, 2015

jOphey Assistent: Gut so?
Gott: Mach noch nen kleinen Zeh dran!
Assistent: Wofür?
Gott: Möbel!
Assistent: Möbel?!?
Gott: Vertrau mir, wird Lustig!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Dec 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

NalaMartinStyle fb.me/4D9p1UalJ

via Facebook (retweeted on 12:53 PM, Dec 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

elfsternberg If you give your customers chopsticks and fruit cut into tetrahedrons, you're a sadist who has truly found your niche.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:48 PM, Dec 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

EconEurope The eduring legacy of most Olympic games is their cost. Hamburg were right to say no econ.trib.al/tf8O998 pic.twitter.com/hGVo3Hi8ut

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 2:46 AM, Dec 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ZiSchwa und Foto auf Hurenausweis soll unbedenklich sein?? twitter.com/annalist/statu…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:28 AM, Dec 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

„... aber ein kräftigerer Bourbon bleibt im Holz gefangen. Wir haben ihn extrahiert ...“

Ihr habt ein Loch ins Faß gemacht und abgelassen?

via Twitter Web Client

thepunningman "The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:55 AM, Dec 5th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)